- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why does life suck? Because it does

Knock, knock. answers door

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Worst joke ever

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Dogs in my home.

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