Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

religion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti-joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

A man sat on a chair

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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