How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

whats 2+2? 4

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

politically correct!

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Anti Joke

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