A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Water? I hardly know her.

womens rights.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

donald................duck for president

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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