Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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this girl died

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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