- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

K.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

shut up kobe!

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