- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Black People

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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