- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Justin's hair

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

God

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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