Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Leave her alone...

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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