why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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