- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

My pet rock died.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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