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miley cyrus

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Anti Joke

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