- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Your mom.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Dogs in my home.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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