What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Billy Cundiff.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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