if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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