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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Civil Rights.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Snarf Nuggets

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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