A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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The Barackness Monster

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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The Holocaust.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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