- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

do you want to hear a joke?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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