- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Billy Cundiff.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

miley cyrus

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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