- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Billy Cundiff.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

shammmm is a lesbian.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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