What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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