- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why did the man die? He got shot!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Are you Drew?

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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