- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

do you want to hear a joke?

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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