I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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obama

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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