obama leadership

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BenWuzHear

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Nickelback

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Anti Joke

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