- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

one day i went to bed

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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