- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

<=3 penis

ow

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

God

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

My pet rock died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??