What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Spotto

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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