Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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24!

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Woman Rights

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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