- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

hey guys what's up?

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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