You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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the WNBA

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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*prepares this to get negged*

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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