what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Knock knock. Death.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Worst joke ever

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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WNBA

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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