- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

An Asian child flunks a test.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

A woman's opinion

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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