a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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