- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

shut up kobe!

What time is it? 20:45.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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