What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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