- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

your moms my other ride

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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