- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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