- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sat on a chair

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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