How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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