Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Billy Cundiff.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Bloody kids ...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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