What's up brah brah

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Flop dog

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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