guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Jersey Shore

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Lets go Yankees

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

redtube

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

black guy graduating high school

These Jokes suck.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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