- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

whats a dick a dick

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is 9 + 10? 21

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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