- Anti Joke

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

whats purple and savage? Barney!

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.