Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What is White over Black? Society.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

So a seal walks into a club..

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

trumpy trumpy trump

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

knock knock ... no one was in

I share two rooms with my mother.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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