- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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