Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Civil Rights.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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thumbs up!

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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The WNBA.

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