What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the man without a tongue say...

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Neither does he.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

i'm funny

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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