- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

american government

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Charlotte Bobcats

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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