How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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penis

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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