Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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24!

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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javascript:alert("your own");

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Woman Rights

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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