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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Womens' Rights

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Dylan is gay

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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