Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A handicapp walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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