Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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This is a joke

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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