- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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