- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A young baby died.

Cancer.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Penis

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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