Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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