knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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so dont touch it.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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american government

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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