Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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My pet rock died.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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God

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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kkk

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Hi

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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A women's opinion.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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