Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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24!

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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