- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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