- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

The Holocaust.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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