A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

acualy is dolan

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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