Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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