What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

poopoo

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

2 Penises

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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