- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

i like turtals and kids

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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