Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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s e m e n

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Top Gear USA

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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obama

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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