- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Top Gear USA

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

obama

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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