- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

crap!!

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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