Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Billy Cundiff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Bloody kids ...

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

a fish swimming in the water swims

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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