Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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women's rights

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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2 + 2 = fish

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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