Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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